A Chinese Happy New Year?

Shorter Hu[shuo]

On New Year's Eve, Chinese authoritarian Hu Jintao (胡錦濤) basically told the DPP:

If you just commit suicide, I'll stop threatening to kill you.

Go read about the DPP's perfectly reasonable reaction, which is sure to be painted by Chinese media as "ungrateful" at the very least but more likely as "provocative."

Oh, and remember that 「胡說」 means both "Hu [Jintao] says" and "bullshit."

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Cliffhangers' Notes: Taiwan, 台灣, China, 中國, Hu Jintao, 胡錦濤

Cross-posted at It's Not Democracy, It's A Conspiracy!